Monday, 21 May 2012

MAY I DROP YOU?
1) BOY: Hi, May I drop you at your college?
GIRL: No thanks! I have my own means (legs).
Better drop some handicapped one.
(2) BOY: Hello! May I help you to lift your
burden?
GIRL: Yes! Can you lift my burden of sins as
they have overburdened me.
(3) BOY: Excuse me! We all are going for a
good movie,would u like to join us? GIRL: No.
Please! No!Not at all. BOY: But why?
GIRL: I'm busy with my own.
BOY: What...your own movie? What u mean?
GIRL: My life itself is a real movie for me. I'm
busy in making it better.
(4) GIRL: Hello! Can you show me your
modesty?
BOY: How can I show that?
GIRL: Just by lowering your gaze.Don't stare at
me again, because Allah is watching you.
(5) BOY: Hey what happened to you? You
seem worried today.Do you need any help?
GIRL: No thanks! I'm good Alhumdulillah. I'm
just thinking of my aakhirah.(hereafter)
(6) BOY: Hey you! I think you are a Muslim.
Aren't you?
GIRL: Yes I'm. Why do you ask when you
already knew? Well, you should follow Islam,
before following me.
(7) BOY: Excuse me! Can I have your number
please?
GIRL: Why?
BOY: Hmm, I just wanna talk to you, tonight.
GIRL: Im sorry I can't, better you talk to my
friend.
BOY: Ok, No problem! May I know who is your
friend?
GIRL: Yes, the one who knows the hidden
secrets of his slaves. Talk to him tonight, May
you be guided.
(8) BOY: Oh, Mashallah! You look awesome in
this Hijab today.Where did you buy it from?
GIRL: Please!Shut your eyes and heart from
me and remember my beloved who created
you-The owner of Might n Majesty, the
possessor of faith and beauty.
(9) BOY: Salam! As today is My Birth day, I
would like to give you a gift, instead of you
giving me.
GIRL: Well, May I know what for?
BOY: Hmm, just I wanna make you happy.No
other reason.
GIRL: Ok fine! Give it to an orphan please, I
will be more than happy.
(10) BOY: Excuse me, If you don't mind can I
take your picture please?
GIRL: But why?
BOY: You look hot in this new black Hijab.
GIRL: Oh I see, remember the grave will be
blacker and the hell will be hotter than this.
(11) BOY: Dear, I love you!
GIRL: You shouldn't.
BOY: What?
GIRL: You shouldn't love me.
BOY: Why?
GIRL: Because, those who believe are stronger
in their love for Allah.(Qur'an#2:165)
Can you spend your few minutes to make DUA
for him & all of us??? JazakAllahu
Khair!!!

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